A Burger or a Kiss!

!!!A Burger or a Kiss

?Wife: Can you help me in the gardening

?Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener

?Wife: Can you fix the door handle

?Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter

In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

?Husband: Who did all this

.Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss

.Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger

?!!Wife: What do you think am I .......McDonald

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