?BOY: May I hold your hand
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me
....BOY: You love me
?GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring
?BOY: Sure, what's your phone number
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever
?BOY: Don't you ever want to improve
BOY: I love you and I could die for you
?GIRL: How soon
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
?SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
MAN: You remind me of the sea
?WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN: No, because you make me sick
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
?MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
GIRLFRIEND: ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
?TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer intereste
PUPIL: A teacher
?WAITER: Would you like your coffee black
?CUSTOMER: What other colors do you have
?TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
?STUDENT: Brotherly love
?TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
PUPIL: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
?PATIENT: What are the chances of my recovering, doctor
DOCTOR: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
?TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
STUDENT: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you ?know why his father didn't punish him
STUDENT: Because George still had the axe in is hand
TEACHER: Sam, you talk a lot
STUDENT: It's a family tradition
?TEACHER: What do you mean
STUDENT: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
?TEACHER: What about your mother
STUDENT: She's a woman.
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me
....BOY: You love me
?GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring
?BOY: Sure, what's your phone number
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever
?BOY: Don't you ever want to improve
BOY: I love you and I could die for you
?GIRL: How soon
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
?SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
MAN: You remind me of the sea
?WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN: No, because you make me sick
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
?MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
GIRLFRIEND: ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
?TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer intereste
PUPIL: A teacher
?WAITER: Would you like your coffee black
?CUSTOMER: What other colors do you have
?TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
?STUDENT: Brotherly love
?TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
PUPIL: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
?PATIENT: What are the chances of my recovering, doctor
DOCTOR: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
?TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
STUDENT: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you ?know why his father didn't punish him
STUDENT: Because George still had the axe in is hand
TEACHER: Sam, you talk a lot
STUDENT: It's a family tradition
?TEACHER: What do you mean
STUDENT: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
?TEACHER: What about your mother
STUDENT: She's a woman.
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